Observations

• I'm pretty sure my fruit loops cut the roof of my mouth. Is that a legitimate deduction?


• I thoroughly enjoy cutting my 'Snickers' bar into bite sized pieces.


• Couples that make out in my lobby are ridiculous.
  
• I don't really understand that song Peter Paul and Mary sing about the Hammer. I think its weird. "If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning, I'd hammer in the evening, all over this land?" What?


• I also don't understand why this song plays repeatedly over the speakers at work.


• Old/Unattracive/Obese/Awkward/All People should wear clothes in public.