Bon Voyage

I'm gonna be a world traveler. Starting on Friday. That's right. Two days from now, I will be on my way to The Bahamas. I will be enjoying the to and fro of a massive cruise ship. I will be taking full advantage of the all-you-can-eat dinners. I will be taking a million pictures of all things non-Utahn. I will be sitting on the beach with an umbrella topped glass. It will probably be raining, but I will be in my shorts and my swim suit, wearing over-sized sunglasses to keep the percipitation out of my eyes. And I'm excited.